Ashley Fowler

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How should I describe her? The first thing you notice is her hair, it was fire engine red; then there was her skin, pale and freckled. She wears a man’s suit and a leather jacket instead of a blazer. If I had to describe her style with a single tortured metaphor I would use ‘Heavy Metal Marlene Dietrich’. What are the facts about Ashley Fowler? There aren’t many that can be verified. You just have to glance at the society page to see that she’s rich and famous but who the Hell reads the society pages anymore? Gossip websites will occasionally talk about the celebrates and politicians that attend the lavish parties she hosts at her mansion in Saratoga. Dig a little deeper and you will learn that she was arrested and tried for murdering her father when she was twelve years old. She was never convicted, never acquitted, but after three disastrous mistrials the state of New York finally threw up its hands in disgust and called it quits.

The rumors about Ms. Fowler are even more interesting than the facts. There are rumors that she hosts orgies and blasphemous rites, there are rumors that she has a private aviary on the grounds of her estate where endangered owls feed on oversized rats- and vice versa. There were strong suspicions that she, or her employees, were responsible for some of the wilder revisions to the wikipedia pages the subject of angels and demonology.

Oh yeah, and one last thing about Ashley Fowler.

She thinks she’s the Devil.

Really.

I’m not kidding.

And sometimes, just sometimes, she seems to be able to back up those claims.

 

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